“Marriage Quotes…”

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
Husband and wife become two sides of a coin after the marriage; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.
“Somepeople ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to arestaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

Henry Youngman
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”

Sam Kinison
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”

James Holt McGavran
“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.”

Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.


The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Milton Berl
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Aman inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day hereceived a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

P/S: Memacam alasan diberi sebaik sahaja melangkah ke alam perkahwinan. Perkahwinan adalah medan untuk kita memberi dan menerima. Jika salah seorang sudah berhenti memainkan peranan maka bahagia akan hilang.


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